Mon
Nov
9
I’ve made some HUGE mistakes
1. Burned a candle on top of my dresser with the top drawer open when it exploded and sent two of my tank tops on fire. RIP.
2. Replied ‘YES’ to 98% of the guys I speed dated. Really regret that now, especially Tom from New Jersey. For the love of all things happy, please don’t stalk me.
3. Did not buy Monsters of Folk tix. I was hesitant to spend the $50. I am a poor loser. I hate everyone.


